You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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