Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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