someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize