I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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