Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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