Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Even my vagina gasped.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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