I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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