she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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