I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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