I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm gonna fight the coyote
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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