Im at strip club and am horny
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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