absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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