This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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