I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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