They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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