i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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