I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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