Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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