yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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