I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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