p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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