i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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