when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
