So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
