So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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