you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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