ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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