if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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