you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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