eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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