we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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