I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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