I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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