Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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