guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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