I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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