your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
wanna go halves on a baby?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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