everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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