when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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