ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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