So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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