Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
nutella sex= disaster
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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