No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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