Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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