I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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