And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Randomize
