How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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