I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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