You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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