That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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