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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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