all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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