I could have mohawked her pubes.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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